hilarious.. Just smile
1. Pick up your girlfriend's phone and text her bestfriend. ' I am pregnant', if she replies 'for who?', Just know your girlfriend is a Slay mama. (Cheater).
2. That's how one dude wrote; What is good for "Indiamin" is also good for "Uganda". LOL
3. How can you say :your Dad use to have three(3) swimming pools until armed robbers came and stole one away".Do we look like dolphins to you?. UNIMAGINABLE
4. Funny that, even the strongest man in the universe is afraid of his wife.